3:31:31 PM Jill: am i having a jewish wedding all of a sudden? i think not
3:31:59 PM Me: uh oh
3:32:32 PM Jill: lol his best man got married this weekend
3:32:43 PM Jill: and out of left field had a lot of catholic things in the ceremony
3:32:47 PM Jill: like they had communion
3:32:56 PM Jill: and there was a bible reading about the woman submitting to the man
3:33:08 PM Jill: but then the priest specified like not as a servant but as a partner
3:33:12 PM Jill: and the man being the head of the household
3:33:20 PM Jill: and he ended with “i pronounce you man and wife”
3:33:22 PM Jill: lol i hate that
3:33:38 PM Jill: it’s either “man and woman” or “husband and wife”. let’s not do apples to oranges
3:34:16 PM Me: but
3:34:40 PM Me: u belong to the man right?
3:34:48 PM Me: problem?
3:34:53 PM Jill: LOL
3:35:16 PM Jill: lol seriously if someone asks my parents “who gives away this woman” i’m pretty sure i’m gonna grab the mic and say “i do, bitches”