1:19:47 PM Jill: i took a pic on my phone
1:19:54 PM Jill: it auto uploaded to google+
1:20:01 PM Jill: wtf
1:20:04 PM Jill: so i go into g+
1:20:08 PM Jill: and it’s not public
1:20:19 PM Jill: just goes into a mobile pics album that’s not shared
1:20:26 PM Jill: but apparently there is an option
1:20:39 PM Jill: to auto upload all pics on my phone to that album, which i can choose to make public
1:20:46 PM Jill: um. i have a pic of a foot long DD on my phone
1:20:59 PM Jill: i simply cannot have that posted on the internet under my name
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murphy’s law
a shitty situation
1:26:47 PM Jill: omg
1:26:48 PM Jill: omg
1:26:49 PM Jill: omfg
1:26:55 PM Jill: the worst thing ever just happened to me
1:26:58 PM Jill: i was in the bathroom
1:27:00 PM Me: LOL
1:27:02 PM Me: this is going to be good
1:27:04 PM Me: yes
1:27:04 PM Jill: no
1:27:09 PM Jill: i was in the bathroom
1:27:11 PM Jill: just peeing
1:27:12 PM Jill: THANK GOD
1:27:17 PM Jill: flushed the toilet
1:27:23 PM Jill: with my foot mind you – so i was completely standing up
1:27:32 PM Jill: the toilet SPRAYED WATER IN MY FACE
1:27:34 PM Jill: like from the bowl
1:27:38 PM Jill: toilet water in my face
1:27:46 PM Jill: i washed my face in the sink with hand soap
1:27:48 PM Jill: came to lab
1:27:51 PM Jill: asked for purell
1:27:54 PM Jill: no one has any
1:28:02 PM Me: LOL!!!
1:28:03 PM Jill: so they got alcohol wipes out of the first aid kit
1:28:12 PM Jill: i used that all over my face
1:28:15 PM Jill: and sunglasses
1:28:16 PM Jill: then realized
1:28:22 PM Jill: i stink of alcohol
1:28:27 PM Jill: so then washed my face again
1:28:48 PM Jill: and am now back in my office trying to forget the horror that just occurred
1:29:50 PM Me: so pretty much, you most likely have someone else’s feces on your face?
1:29:58 PM Me: or maybe just a particle like lodged in a pore
1:30:04 PM Me: that is HEAVY STUFF
1:31:27 PM Jill: omg
1:31:30 PM Jill: please dont say that
1:31:48 PM Jill: i’m going with “the toilet was cleaned this morning and Continue reading a shitty situation
crackheadism
1:59:07 PM Jill: dude
1:59:10 PM Me: LOL
1:59:15 PM Jill: i just went to throw away my sando bag
1:59:19 PM Jill: when i looked inside
1:59:21 PM Jill: and found
1:59:25 PM Jill: a caramel apple pop!
1:59:28 PM Jill: fucking free
1:59:31 PM Jill: hell yeah
2:01:31 PM Me: LOL
2:01:33 PM Me: that’s hilarious
2:01:38 PM Me: i mean with ur dental history…
2:01:45 PM Me: that’s like a crack head stumbling upon a free Rock
2:07:37 PM Jill: LOL!!!!
2:07:42 PM Jill: i can’t stop laughing
2:07:47 PM Jill: because i just put in my mouth
2:07:51 PM Jill: (twss)
2:07:54 PM Me: LOL
2:08:01 PM Jill: and thought (i’m not supposed to eat sticky things rightnow)
2:08:07 PM Me: thats what she said too!
2:08:08 PM Me: Ohjhh
2:10:51 PM Jill: lol!!!!!!!!!
2:21:40 PM Jill: dude
2:21:45 PM Jill: it is like a crack rock
2:21:49 PM Jill: i konw i shouldn’t have it
2:21:51 PM Jill: yet i do
2:21:58 PM Jill: and i’m leaving to go to the DENTIST in 10 min
2:21:59 PM Jill: LOL
2:23:02 PM Me: LOL
2:23:06 PM Me: What!!~
2:23:11 PM Me: that’s like showing up to AA drunk!!
2:23:12 PM Me: dude
2:23:13 PM Me: LOL
2:23:15 PM Me: u have a problem
2:26:20 PM Jill: lol hey its not like i bought it
2:26:23 PM Jill: shit was given to me
2:26:28 PM Jill: god now m lips are sticky
2:26:34 PM Me: LOL
2:26:36 PM Jill: the dentist is going to know
2:26:42 PM Jill: i’m already hanging my head in shame
2:26:48 PM Jill: i need to keep a toothbrush at work
2:27:00 PM Me: He’s gonna be like… Did u floss? and u can say, NO, i ate a caramel apple lolli
teefs
10:05:34 AM Jill: i’m on a mission to not have any more dental issues
10:06:00 AM Jill: so one all 3 rounds are complete with the current shit, i’m committing to never having any more dental work ever again
10:06:06 AM Jill: flossing? check
10:06:16 AM Jill: prescription flouride toothpaste? check
10:06:20 AM Jill: i’m all over this shit
10:06:26 AM Jill: like paula deen on a stick of butter
kind of sad.
do work!
fair and balanced sorta
10:59:35 AM Jill: it’s like fox news meets msnbc and hope to make a CNN
wine.
true hate
1:04:40 PM Jill: i currently have her on the top of my “want to stab in the eye repeatedly with a pencil” list
1:04:48 PM Jill: in fact, she is the only person on said list
1:04:51 PM Me: LOL damn!
1:04:53 PM Jill: i’ll have to tell you more about that later
1:04:58 PM Jill: god i hate her
1:05:12 PM Me: damn dude… this chick sounds like serious biz
1:05:14 PM Me: who is it?
1:05:16 PM Jill: i’m funneling all my negative engery into my disdain for her righ tnow. it is making me feel better