3:16:23 PM Croissant: so this butter cake
3:17:29 PM Me: coffee + milk
3:17:31 PM Me: the double
3:18:04 PM Croissant: looks so unassuming
3:18:10 PM Croissant: but it is warm
3:18:19 PM Croissant: and the perfect flavor
3:18:29 PM Croissant: perfect level of sweetness
3:18:41 PM Croissant: with haughghghgan daaz ice cream
3:18:46 PM Croissant: warm in the middle
3:19:01 PM Me: LOL
3:19:14 PM Me: TO THE QUOTE BLOG!
3:19:20 PM Croissant: 1388 calories
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smooshy.
3:22:16 PM Me:
“Inspiration is Perishable. We all have ideas. Ideas are immortal. They last forever. What doesn’t last forever is inspiration. Inspiration is like fresh fruit or milk: It has an expiration date. If you want to do something, you’ve got to do it now. You can’t put it on a shelf and wait two months to get around to it. You can’t just say you’ll do it later. Later, you won’t be pumped up about it anymore. If you’re inspired on a Friday, swear off the wekend and dive into the project. When you’re high on inspiration, you can get two weeks of work done in twenty four hours. Inspiration is a time machine in that way. Inspiration is a magical thing, a productivity multiplier, a motivator. But it won’t wait for you. Inspiration is a now thing. If it grabs you, grab it right back and put it to work.”
Anyway, good luck!
-Josh
3:22:38 PM Me: pretty awesome
3:22:47 PM Me: when were you spitting?!
3:23:21 PM Croissant: wait
3:23:25 PM Croissant: i need some more context
3:23:29 PM Croissant: who is josh
3:23:33 PM Croissant: and why did he send you that
3:23:37 PM Croissant: and what does he smoke
3:23:55 PM Croissant: it is very true
3:24:02 PM Croissant: inspiration is like a banana
3:24:14 PM Croissant: you better cut that shit up and put it on some coffee flavored ice cream
3:24:21 PM Croissant: before it turns brown and smooshy
balanced meal
a convo on nerves
4:53:56 PM Me: the convo yesterday
4:53:58 PM Me: about poopin
4:53:59 PM Me: was hilarious
4:54:04 PM Croissant: wait
4:54:06 PM Croissant: tell me more
4:54:09 PM Me: OUR convo!
4:54:16 PM Croissant: what did we say
4:54:31 PM Croissant: and what was the coonen / craig ghost?
4:55:44 PM Me:
4:54:11 PM Croissant: i feel like i need to poop, so nervous
4:54:17 PM Croissant: did i just type that out loud
4:54:28 PM Me: LOL
4:54:32 PM Me: it happened
4:54:35 PM Me: it’s all good
4:54:37 PM Me: everybody poops
4:54:40 PM Croissant: not me
4:54:44 PM Croissant: no butthole
4:54:49 PM Me: just sweat it out
4:54:50 PM Me: LoL
4:54:54 PM Croissant: i am totally full of shit
4:55:52 PM Me: i so wanted to post that on my site
4:55:55 PM Me: lololol
4:56:00 PM Me: that almost killed me
4:56:18 PM Me: it’s just this totally confusing and convoluted code/paradigm of doing shit in our codebase
4:56:23 PM Me: (the carper/connen ref)
4:56:57 PM Croissant: oh, got it
4:56:59 PM Croissant: put it up!
4:57:05 PM Croissant: croissont has no shame in her game
gtl
name changing
4:15:26 PM Croissant: i am trying to change my name
4:15:33 PM Croissant: and it is very tedious
4:15:33 PM Me: To what?
4:15:45 PM Croissant: to Croissant badass
4:15:57 PM Me: fits!
4:16:04 PM Croissant: to Croissant missbigpurple badass
4:16:09 PM Me: LOL
4:16:16 PM Me: Oh man
4:16:36 PM Me: yep
4:16:37 PM Me: that’s going up
4:17:11 PM Croissant: they are purple
4:17:17 PM Croissant: i saw one in a movie once
4:17:38 PM Croissant: and, no, it wasn’t anaconda
4:17:54 PM Croissant: or snakes on a plane
4:17:56 PM Me: LOL
4:18:20 PM Me: im tired of all these mutha fucking purples
4:18:23 PM Me: on this muthafuckin plain
4:18:25 PM Me: plane
4:18:28 PM Me: damn autocorrect
frog wedding
1:36:40 PM Me: im trying to not bust up
1:37:26 PM Croissant: so bad
1:37:37 PM Croissant: me and kerms had a nice chat this morning
1:37:48 PM Croissant: right after i robbed him of his parking spot
1:40:21 PM Me: how did it go?
1:40:38 PM Croissant: his wedding sounds deodorant-optional
1:41:16 PM Me: lol! why is that??
1:41:32 PM Croissant: i asked about the music
1:41:45 PM Croissant: and he was like “we all will play music”
1:42:22 PM Croissant: so pretty much i just imagined a jam band made up of frogs
1:42:43 PM Croissant: and miss piggys doing interpretive dances
1:42:56 PM Croissant: his mom will make all the food
1:43:21 PM Croissant: and i confirmed the chin pubes are special for the big day
1:43:56 PM Croissant: but, all in all, i like the guy
1:44:22 PM Me: i don’t even know what to say right now
burning man attire
morals.
5:06:30 PM Croissant: so i have one scrap of dudu in my shower
5:06:34 PM Croissant: can’t bare to throw it away
5:08:34 PM Me: dude dump it
5:08:37 PM Me: ill give u another
5:08:49 PM Me: i have a grip of dudu
5:08:52 PM Croissant: nah dude
5:09:02 PM Croissant: i would never take someone’s dudu away from them