11:13:55 AM Croissant: i still would like to buy your meal
11:13:58 AM Croissant: for your birthday
11:14:00 AM Croissant: what what
11:14:01 AM Me: LoL what!
11:14:15 AM Me: free food@ celias?
11:14:16 AM Me: IM DOWN
11:14:17 AM Me: lol
11:14:20 AM Croissant: well
11:14:24 AM Croissant: free, like bday present
11:14:30 AM Croissant: i really wanted to get you a gift card
11:14:37 AM Me: u shouldn’t get me anything lol
11:14:49 AM Croissant: b/c i would love to see what celia’s offers as a gift card/cert
11:14:58 AM Croissant: it is like a post it note
11:15:01 AM Croissant: smeared with beans
11:15:03 AM Croissant: $25
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Tom Pubey and the Heartbreakers
11:02:40 AM Croissant: SHOW UP NO UNDERWEAR
11:02:44 AM Me: FREE BALLING
11:02:47 AM Me: like tom petty
11:02:54 AM Croissant: not like tom petty
11:03:13 AM Croissant: thinking of tom petty’s balls just made me barf a little
11:03:17 AM Me: LOL what no
11:03:18 AM Me: i mean like
11:03:20 AM Croissant: i bet they have cheekbones
11:03:22 AM Me: “Freee falllinnnn”
11:03:33 AM Me: LOL
11:03:35 AM Croissant: and straight blond pubes
my true value
10:17:01 AM Croissant: saw that yesterday too
10:17:04 AM Me: forever alone @ the wedding
10:17:05 AM Me: damn
10:17:06 AM Croissant: my cat does that all the time
10:17:08 AM Me: i forgot we go to the same site.
10:17:09 AM Me: lol
10:17:14 AM Croissant: yes
10:17:24 AM Croissant: for years i thought you were hilarious
10:17:34 AM Croissant: now, i think you are just a good filter
10:17:39 AM Me: LOL!!!
bring your hiking shoes
3:58:55 PM Croissant: i am checking out their gift registry
3:59:52 PM Croissant: think i will get them the picnic basket so they will have something to eat when i tell them to ‘take a hike’
4:00:10 PM Me : LOL!!
4:00:13 PM Me : omg
4:00:16 PM Me : that’s going to the fucking quote blog
4:00:17 PM Me : right now
“a cup of discomfort”
12:58:01 PM Me : u can order a “dirty chai”
12:58:05 PM Croissant: o
12:58:06 PM Me : and that has a shot of espesso in it
12:58:08 PM Me : espresso
12:58:12 PM Croissant: damn
12:58:21 PM Croissant: chai tea already makes me sweat
12:58:29 PM Croissant: mind as well be on the pot at the same time
12:58:39 PM Croissant: “i would like a cup of discomfort”
bastard child line
2:51:04 PM Croissant: Ike is so cute
2:51:10 PM Croissant: he just switched to verizon
2:51:18 PM Croissant: i had to add him to my account
Transfer of file 01 Message In A Bottle (Breaks Mix).mp3 complete (2:51:25 PM)
2:51:33 PM Croissant: and he sends me a text “now we a phone family again”
2:51:40 PM Me : lolol
2:51:54 PM Me : how much is ur family plan?
2:52:05 PM Croissant: dunno
2:52:20 PM Croissant: i was $100 solo
2:52:33 PM Me : GAH DAM
2:52:45 PM Croissant: you want in
2:52:50 PM Croissant: we are looking to adopt
2:52:57 PM Me : bastard child line?
2:52:58 PM Me : lol
2:53:02 PM Croissant: exctly
2:53:08 PM Croissant: you get less text messages
2:53:18 PM Croissant: and sometimes we block your calls
2:53:31 PM Me : LoL damn
2:53:36 PM Me : u guys are harsh
2:53:46 PM Croissant: well, you were unwanted
2:53:48 PM Croissant: j/k
2:53:55 PM Me : LoL damnnnn
help wanted: assistant needed
this convo is making me lol.
pretentious sex
2:53:34 PM Croissant: my ears just got raped
2:53:38 PM Me: LOL What!
2:53:45 PM Croissant: mitch was like
2:53:49 PM Croissant: UH
2:53:50 PM Croissant: UH
2:53:55 PM Croissant: like humping noise
2:53:56 PM Me: LOL
2:53:58 PM Me: god no
2:54:04 PM Me: can u imagine his O face?
2:54:14 PM Me: it’s gotta be SO theatrical
2:54:17 PM Me: and ends with like a scarf
2:54:19 PM Me: he throws in the air
2:54:26 PM Me: then cleans himself
2:56:40 PM Croissant: silk scarf
2:56:48 PM Croissant: and then he makes himself some herbal tea
2:56:53 PM Croissant: and smokes a clove
2:57:03 PM Me: LOLOLOLOL
2:57:07 PM Croissant: i can hear that!
2:57:20 PM Me: That is the most pretentious sex ending EVER
2:57:21 PM Me: i love it
2:57:21 PM Croissant: while he relaxes on his papasan chair from pier one
2:57:31 PM Me: omg
2:57:33 PM Me: can u write a book?
2:57:35 PM Me: so i can read it
2:57:35 PM Croissant: you can see it
2:57:38 PM Croissant: ok
2:57:59 PM Croissant: by croissont
2:58:10 PM Me: LOL yes!!
actually, he’s a good man.
Names have been altered for anonymity
1:55:10 PM Croissant: Bob, Derpina, and Herpington
1:55:32 PM Me: Herpington is Derpina’s shitty bf?
1:55:50 PM Croissant: he ain’t shitty
1:55:54 PM Croissant: is that what we said
1:56:01 PM Me: i’m pretty sure she and you said that
1:56:05 PM Me: i could be making that up
1:56:07 PM Croissant: lol
1:56:10 PM Croissant: they are great now
1:56:16 PM Me: lol ok then
1:56:17 PM Croissant: he is one of the nicest dudes i know
1:56:37 PM Croissant: she can be hard on him
1:56:42 PM Croissant: she went out of town for a week
1:56:52 PM Croissant: and came back and he had trimmed his pubes
1:56:59 PM Croissant: so she thought he was seeing other chicks
1:57:03 PM Croissant: stupid shit like that
1:57:07 PM Croissant: anyway, TMI?