1:26:47 PM Jill: omg
1:26:48 PM Jill: omg
1:26:49 PM Jill: omfg
1:26:55 PM Jill: the worst thing ever just happened to me
1:26:58 PM Jill: i was in the bathroom
1:27:00 PM Me: LOL
1:27:02 PM Me: this is going to be good
1:27:04 PM Me: yes
1:27:04 PM Jill: no
1:27:09 PM Jill: i was in the bathroom
1:27:11 PM Jill: just peeing
1:27:12 PM Jill: THANK GOD
1:27:17 PM Jill: flushed the toilet
1:27:23 PM Jill: with my foot mind you – so i was completely standing up
1:27:32 PM Jill: the toilet SPRAYED WATER IN MY FACE
1:27:34 PM Jill: like from the bowl
1:27:38 PM Jill: toilet water in my face
1:27:46 PM Jill: i washed my face in the sink with hand soap
1:27:48 PM Jill: came to lab
1:27:51 PM Jill: asked for purell
1:27:54 PM Jill: no one has any
1:28:02 PM Me: LOL!!!
1:28:03 PM Jill: so they got alcohol wipes out of the first aid kit
1:28:12 PM Jill: i used that all over my face
1:28:15 PM Jill: and sunglasses
1:28:16 PM Jill: then realized
1:28:22 PM Jill: i stink of alcohol
1:28:27 PM Jill: so then washed my face again
1:28:48 PM Jill: and am now back in my office trying to forget the horror that just occurred
1:29:50 PM Me: so pretty much, you most likely have someone else’s feces on your face?
1:29:58 PM Me: or maybe just a particle like lodged in a pore
1:30:04 PM Me: that is HEAVY STUFF
1:31:27 PM Jill: omg
1:31:30 PM Jill: please dont say that
1:31:48 PM Jill: i’m going with “the toilet was cleaned this morning and i only peed in it. urine is sterile so i’m probably fine”
1:32:10 PM Me: but dude
1:32:13 PM Me: i mean
1:32:16 PM Me: to be realistic
1:32:21 PM Me: it’s past morning coffee hour
1:32:22 PM Jill: i would rather have blood drawn in my office all day than this
1:32:24 PM Jill: omg
1:32:24 PM Me: that’s 1 wave of shitters
1:32:28 PM Jill: please stop!!
1:32:29 PM Me: and it’s also past lunch
1:32:29 PM Jill: lol
1:32:30 PM Me: wave 2
1:32:32 PM Me: 🙁
1:32:35 PM Jill: it was a basement bathroom
1:32:39 PM Jill: so i’m hoping it’s not used much
1:32:41 PM Jill: ?
1:32:58 PM Me: Yeah probalby ok
1:33:00 PM Me: but dude
1:33:07 PM Me: what if you get a pimple where the splashes hit
1:33:12 PM Me: what would that mean
1:33:17 PM Jill: it would
1:33:29 PM Jill: but i’m hoping 2 face washes and 2 alcohol wipes killed all the feces
1:33:30 PM Jill: fml
1:33:34 PM Jill: how does this happen?
1:33:44 PM Me: Murphy’s law
1:33:47 PM Me: 100%
1:34:40 PM Jill: i guess
1:34:41 PM Jill: damn
1:34:53 PM Jill: ‘m ready for a drink!
1:34:55 PM Me: LOL