10:26:38 AM Enrique: dude
10:26:40 AM Enrique: this is funny
10:26:57 AM Enrique: this famous chemical engineer was interviewed
10:27:01 AM Enrique: after he retired
10:27:04 AM Enrique: and they axed him
10:27:18 AM Enrique: what do you do now that you’re retired?
10:27:43 AM Me: ?
10:28:26 AM Enrique: he goes
10:28:48 AM Me: slowest….
10:28:49 AM Me: story…
10:28:50 AM Me: ever
10:28:54 AM Enrique: well… im fortunate to have a chemical engineering background
10:29:08 AM Enrique: and one of the things i enjoy most is converting beer, wine and whiskey into urine.
10:29:25 AM Enrique: its rewarding, uplifting, satisfying and fulfilling.
10:29:32 AM Enrique: i do it everyday and i really enjoy it
10:29:39 AM Enrique: and also in other news
10:29:40 AM Enrique: fuck u
10:30:00 AM Me: damn man
10:30:04 AM Me: that joke was so bad
10:30:17 AM Enrique: this just in
10:30:19 AM Enrique: fuck u!
10:30:23 AM Me: knock knock
10:30:26 AM Enrique: whos there?
10:30:32 AM Me: Orange
10:30:36 AM Enrique: orange who?
10:30:45 AM Me: Orange you glad i didnt tell that fucking chemical engineering joke?!
10:30:57 AM Enrique: nope
10:30:58 AM Enrique: i liked it
10:31:30 AM Enrique: knock knock
10:32:15 AM Me: who’s there
10:32:19 AM Enrique: to
10:32:26 AM Me: To who?
10:32:32 AM Enrique: to whom
10:32:35 AM Enrique: you illeterate
10:32:37 AM Me: LOL
10:32:47 AM Me: that’s a good one