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snot.

9:53:34 AM Me: tell me what you want for lunch and we can do this
9:53:39 AM Teef: Lol!
9:53:43 AM Teef: Ok
9:54:09 AM Teef: I’m glad I’ve wooed you to lunch with all the snot and fever talk
9:54:25 AM Me: LOL yes i mean… ur not th eonly one though
9:54:28 AM Me: I’m basically disgusting
9:54:34 AM Teef: I say chipotle or taco bell
9:54:38 AM Teef: Or McDonald’s
9:54:42 AM Teef: Or burger king
9:54:44 AM Teef: Lol
9:54:46 AM Me: Like for me… i’m at the point of where i sneeze snot rockets stream out
9:54:48 AM Me: both nostrils
9:54:51 AM Me: like a Real party
9:54:51 AM Teef: Yes
9:55:02 AM Teef: Hudson has some trajectory.
9:55:07 AM Teef: Like so much snot
9:55:31 AM Teef: Like up and out and still connected to his nose but also touching the floor
9:56:30 AM Me: LOLOLOL
9:56:37 AM Me: i just loled until i rage coughed

i don’t even have words

3:24:20 PM TwentyTwo: i returned to my desk to see this IM from Carlos
3:24:23 PM TwentyTwo:

[13:26:25 PM] Carlos: poppin
[13:26:28 PM] Carlos: foolio
[14:28:05 PM] Carlos: sometimes, when everybody is asleep, I cover myself in Vaseline and pretend I’m a slug

3:24:37 PM Me: LOL
3:24:39 PM Me: What the FUCK
3:24:44 PM TwentyTwo: yes
3:24:46 PM TwentyTwo: lmfao
3:25:01 PM Me: That’s so fucked up
3:25:02 PM Me: lolol
3:25:12 PM TwentyTwo: when everybody is asleep too
3:25:15 PM TwentyTwo: LoL