11:44:10 AM MissBigPurple: i hate the lesbian just fyi
11:44:15 AM MissBigPurple: not because she is a lesbian
11:44:18 AM MissBigPurple: that would be racist
11:44:23 AM MissBigPurple: she is just dumb
Category Archives: Uncategorized
how to leave work early
11:39:39 AM MissBigPurple: easiest way to leave work: barf on the floor
11:39:58 AM MissBigPurple: i mean how could that not worlk
11:39:59 AM MissBigPurple: work
chumpery.
1:28:29 PM MissBigPurple: OH snap
1:28:36 PM MissBigPurple: roger and don are at petes house
1:30:50 PM Me: YUP
1:31:01 PM MissBigPurple: ahhhhhh
1:31:04 PM MissBigPurple: oh my god
1:31:07 PM MissBigPurple: this show SLAYS ME
1:31:22 PM MissBigPurple: im really pumped
1:31:24 PM MissBigPurple: i feel like a chumo
1:31:32 PM MissBigPurple: this is a tv show
1:31:36 PM MissBigPurple: *chump
gotta lie down.
honor
11:57:54 AM MissBigPurple: i feel special
11:58:47 AM MissBigPurple: i dont know if i should feel honored or embarrassed that when people think of butt holes they think of me.
11:59:46 AM MissBigPurple: im leaning toward honored
just a side note
9:24:12 AM MissBigPurple: side note: i fucked up my back
danger!
12:55:56 AM Me: what happened
12:56:20 AM Teef: I barfed so hard that I farted. but it was like a trumpet
12:56:26 AM Teef: and it scared me
12:56:30 AM Teef: and scott WOKE UP
12:56:31 AM Me: LOL
12:56:33 AM Me: LOl!!!
12:56:37 AM Teef: and was like WTF was THAT?!
12:56:50 AM Teef: and I was barfing and crying from LAUGHING
12:56:58 AM Me: DAMN
12:57:00 AM Me: u are Messed up
12:57:02 AM Me: u could die like that
12:57:06 AM Me: that’s too much exit
12:57:09 AM Teef: lol!
thinking noise
clean
3:25:42 PM Jill: dude panic cleans are the best ones
it’s my thing
2:10:54 PM MissBigPurple: the other day
2:11:01 PM MissBigPurple: when nick and Teef and i went to FU tattoo
2:11:08 PM MissBigPurple: he asked what the creepy finger was for
2:11:11 PM MissBigPurple: and Teef was like
2:11:13 PM Me: LOL
2:11:17 PM MissBigPurple: poking ass holes… DUH!
2:11:22 PM MissBigPurple: i laughed so hard
2:11:27 PM MissBigPurple: like, its my thing. i poke ass holes