10:54:41 AM Teef: 47
10:54:45 AM Teef: DUDE LAST NIGHT ON SVU
10:54:50 AM Teef: FUCKING JOHN STAMOS
10:54:54 AM Me: uncle jessie?
10:54:54 AM Teef: HAD 47 CHILDREN
10:54:57 AM Teef: YES
10:54:57 AM Me: LOL
10:55:04 AM Teef: they were like you have 24 kids
10:55:11 AM Teef: and he’s like NOT. EVEN. CLOSE.
10:55:15 AM Teef: 47 kids!
10:55:21 AM Me: it’s a curse!
10:55:31 AM Teef: a wonderful curse
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we gotta comedian
caramel fraps
9:55:07 AM Teef: Lol. I want coffee
9:55:16 AM Teef: Rather a frap
9:55:22 AM Teef: Not coffee
9:55:26 AM Teef: But frp
9:55:27 AM Me: frap has coffee right?
9:55:36 AM Teef: From Starbucks
9:55:55 AM Me: fraps have shots of espresso right?
9:55:57 AM Me: like 1 or 2
9:56:00 AM Teef: I get caramel craps.
9:56:02 AM Teef: Lol
9:56:07 AM Teef: FRAPS
9:56:15 AM Teef: Auto correct
that’s some bs
autocorrect
motherly
pukes mcvomit
cake battle
9:39:59 PM Teef: I JUST made cupcakes too
9:40:02 PM Me: whut
9:40:03 PM Teef: not even frosted
9:40:09 PM Me: why did u make cupcakwe?S
9:40:09 PM Teef: cooling
9:40:25 PM Teef: because MissBigPurple was like “I made a cake” and I was like “Two can play that game!”
9:40:29 PM Teef: lol
9:40:38 PM Me: that’s hilarious
9:40:44 PM Teef: I just wanted some cake. Sweartahgah
more dom!
teateaayteatea.
5:22:39 PM Me: FYI a synonym for “chat” is “tête-à-tête”
5:23:08 PM Teef: Lol tea tea ay tea tea
5:24:06 PM Me: apparently it’s pronounced “tatetat” or te ta tet
5:24:15 PM Me: it means “a private or intimate conversation between two people”
5:24:17 PM Me: anyways
5:24:18 PM Me: wtf Teef
5:24:25 PM Me: why did u get me down this rabbit hole of vocab
5:24:30 PM Teef: It’s better as teateaayteatea