9:32:17 AM Me: how are you doing?
9:32:23 AM Me: what’s happening over there
9:34:17 AM Skrimps: lol
9:34:30 AM Skrimps: im good. working on some hiip social media stuff
9:34:33 AM Skrimps: lol
9:34:40 AM Skrimps: 😡
9:36:08 AM Skrimps: I figure maybe this is like one of those companies like google where you’re allowed to use 15% of your time on personal projects, they just don’t know it yet
9:36:41 AM Me: YES
9:36:45 AM Me: LOL
9:36:55 AM Me: That’s awesome
9:37:04 AM Me: and going on the quote blog
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gaudy 4 lyfe
9:54:16 AM Skrimps: lol
9:54:25 AM Skrimps: thats awesome
9:54:38 AM Skrimps: keeo them bidding
9:56:30 AM Me: yes!
9:56:37 AM Me: sprankle my steak wit diamonds
10:02:02 AM Me: if that killed the conversation, i completely understand.
10:02:03 AM Me: hahaha
10:05:50 AM Skrimps: LOL
10:06:04 AM Skrimps: you like your steak gawdy even
10:06:07 AM Skrimps: jk jk jk
10:06:09 AM Skrimps: lol
10:06:19 AM Skrimps: No, sorry I was helping a coworker figure something out
chinese problems
11:34:37 AM Skrimps: Im not a huge chinese food fan
11:34:39 AM Skrimps: Ill eat it
11:34:44 AM Skrimps: obviously
11:34:55 AM Skrimps: its just never my 1 or 10th pick
11:35:03 AM Skrimps: and I always feel gross after eating chinese
11:35:06 AM Skrimps: it never fails
11:35:30 AM Me: oh yeah you said that before
11:35:35 AM Me: and i remember eating panda right after
11:35:38 AM Me: and feling gross
11:35:45 AM Me: like serious physical And emotional regrets
11:35:46 AM Me: lol
11:35:52 AM Skrimps: yeah
11:35:53 AM Skrimps: exaclty
11:36:03 AM Skrimps: I do LOVE BBQ pork buns though
11:36:06 AM Skrimps: so theres that
11:36:21 AM Skrimps: but the chow mein is always my biggest regret i think
11:36:27 AM Skrimps: Its good at first
11:36:34 AM Skrimps: then the guilt sets in
11:36:42 AM Skrimps: and the pants get tight
“glitter” “wand”
2:23:37 PM Skrimps: who doesnt love gold glitter all over the place?
2:24:25 PM Me: yeah that’s no joke
2:24:36 PM Me: that wang left glidder everywhere !!
2:24:42 PM Me: oh jesus christ
2:24:48 PM Skrimps: LOLOLOLOL
2:25:10 PM Me: well that was the worst… Ever.
2:25:17 PM Skrimps: Are you associating with trannies now
2:25:19 PM Me: img onna quote blog it against myself lol
2:25:21 PM Skrimps: Glitter wangs
2:25:25 PM Me: LOL
2:25:26 PM Me: not even glitter
2:25:28 PM Me: GLIDDER
2:25:31 PM Skrimps: lol’
2:25:40 PM Skrimps: ‘I was trying to be nice
2:25:43 PM Skrimps: and let that one slide
i know that feel.
totally the same
shit got real
9:54:19 AM Me: MissBigPurple just said the best 1 liner Ever
9:54:24 AM Me: normally that’s your job… but today…
9:54:43 AM Me: i showed her the new myspace
9:54:43 AM Skrimps: lol
9:54:45 AM Me:
9:52:04 AM MissBigPurple: i cannot believe there i a new myspace!
9:52:06 AM MissBigPurple: lol
9:52:10 AM MissBigPurple: give it up people
9:52:41 AM MissBigPurple: how many times do we have to re-create batman until we realize its just a dude in spandex with a cape
9:53:13 AM Me: LOL!!!
9:54:58 AM Skrimps: DAMN
9:55:02 AM Skrimps: lol
9:55:10 AM Skrimps: dont hate on Batman
9:55:24 AM Skrimps: Christian Bale IS NOT just another dude in a cape
9:55:32 AM Skrimps: He is Christian Bale as Batman
9:55:44 AM Me: LOL!
the juice is loose!
2:41:20 PM Me: btw I think drinking coffee with Teef is like the happiest thing ive done all year. it’s so awesome she’s on the sauce!!
2:41:45 PM Skrimps: LOL
2:41:58 PM Skrimps: She called me physically and left me voicemail this morning
2:42:03 PM Skrimps: because she was looking for coffee
2:42:06 PM Me: LOL!
2:42:10 PM Skrimps: like cant text, this is too important
2:42:13 PM Me: LOL
2:42:15 PM Skrimps: where is the coffee!!!!!!!!!
2:42:17 PM Skrimps: lol
whole. nutha. level.
10:12:55 AM Skrimps: this has reached a new level of wtf