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i ain’t even mad

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2:55:45 PM MissBigPurple: Bee sting to the dome. 2 skinned knees. Multiple bruises on my thighs. A welt on my arm that I still have NO idea how I got. A bump on the back of my head i discovered last night that i remember is from one of the chairs at the spot. AND today I discovered a fucking pimple in my ear that hurts so bad I shouted out when I put my headphones in. Lol. Im not even mad about it. Just hella funny

bikes and women

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11:12:38 AM Me: http://purefixcycles.com/collections/top-selling-fixies/products/black-gold-fixie
11:12:43 AM Me: wishi were a real hipster
11:13:54 AM MissBigPurple: whats so special about these bikes?
11:13:57 AM MissBigPurple: fixies
11:14:36 AM Me: nothing
11:14:39 AM Me: fixies are lame
11:14:41 AM Me: but
11:14:42 AM Me: beautiful
11:22:18 AM MissBigPurple: lol
11:22:30 AM MissBigPurple: doesnt that cancel each other out
11:23:06 AM Me: well
11:23:18 AM Me: they are like nice to look at
11:23:20 AM Me: but not functional
11:23:47 AM MissBigPurple: some women are like that

if you walk behind the elderly… you’re gonna have a bad time.

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3:00:27 PM MissBigPurple: dude.
3:00:34 PM MissBigPurple: i had a bad experience in safeway today
3:00:39 PM MissBigPurple: i dont even want to talk about it
3:00:39 PM MissBigPurple: lol
3:00:43 PM MissBigPurple: so fucking gross
3:01:00 PM MissBigPurple: but im gonna tell you anyway
3:01:32 PM MissBigPurple: i walked into an old lady’s fart cloud. totally unsuspecting. and it hit my face and i almost puked.
3:01:51 PM MissBigPurple: shit got real. quickly
3:01:55 PM MissBigPurple: and i had to bust ass and leave