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basically a worst case scenario

November 21, 2012 jill Leave a comment

11:41:13 AM Jill: damn. my ass is wet. not the way you would immediately think
11:41:13 AM Jill: lol
11:41:29 AM Jill: anyway i have to deal with wet pants and an irritated crotch on a bike. i’ll be back in an hour
11:41:30 AM Jill: haha
Changed status to Offline (11:41:33 AM)

nice doesn’t get you a seat @ the table

October 26, 2012 jill Leave a comment

2:33:54 PM Jill: i’ve always kind of felt that way
2:34:02 PM Jill: like i mean my coworkers are nice
2:34:13 PM Jill: but there’s only 2-3 that i would want to sit near during a meal

it was a pretty big corndog

October 24, 2012 jill Leave a comment

9:49:00 AM Jill: i have an exceptionally small mouth
9:49:03 AM Jill: lol
9:49:11 AM Jill: that corn dog pic is deceptive

first world problem to the max

September 26, 2012 jill Leave a comment

10:49:43 AM Jill: let me tell you about this issue i just had
10:49:53 AM Jill: it was the biggest dilemma, possibly of my whole week
10:50:14 AM Jill: there were donuts in the main office. and i couldn’t decide between double chocolate with rainbow sprinkles, or chocolate old fashioned

sleepy taters

August 29, 2012 jill Leave a comment

9:17:30 AM Me: im so god damn tired
9:22:05 AM Me: lol and im making a baked potato for breakfast
9:22:18 AM Jill: i am also tired
9:22:22 AM Jill: and would like potato
9:22:23 AM Jill: lol

holidays

April 25, 2012 jill Leave a comment

12:59:16 PM Jill: i mean if there’s easter (dude rose from the dead) we might as well throw in loch ness monster day
12:59:23 PM Jill: i’m going to arbitrarily schedule that for tomorrow

no punchline is the punchline

March 12, 2012 jill Leave a comment

2:10:58 PM Me: http://i.imgur.com/nEqHT.jpg
2:12:18 PM Jill: LOL
2:12:21 PM Jill: dude that’s awesome
2:12:38 PM Jill: i ate two donuts
2:12:43 PM Jill: there’s no funny punch line
2:12:48 PM Jill: i just feel like that cat

150%

March 9, 2012 jill Leave a comment

2:43:07 PM Jill: omg that sandwich was so fucking good
2:44:36 PM Me: LoL
2:44:39 PM Me: u love those!
2:44:49 PM Jill: i do
2:44:54 PM Jill: i got the full size
2:44:57 PM Jill: and got jeremy a half
2:45:05 PM Jill: with one soda
2:45:15 PM Jill: totally looked like i was a fatty who wanted 150% of a sandwich

they had no idea they could have been knifed

March 2, 2012 jill Leave a comment

10:44:25 AM Jill: oh i have a story
10:44:30 AM Me: k!
10:44:36 AM Jill: that will include some mother fucking explitives
10:44:40 AM Me: LOL
10:44:41 AM Jill: so these fucking assholes
10:44:41 AM Me: yes!
10:44:48 AM Jill: at the shopping center next to my god damn house
10:44:59 AM Jill: i contemplated going down there last night
10:45:05 AM Jill: because these fuckers came
10:45:08 AM Jill: second night in a row
10:45:17 AM Jill: to clean the god damn parking lot
10:45:20 AM Jill: are you kidding?
10:45:26 AM Me: they clean every night?
10:45:36 AM Jill: do you need to operate a street sweeper at FIVE IN THE FUCKING MORNING?
10:45:39 AM Jill: no
10:45:45 AM Jill: it’s usually like once a week
10:45:50 AM Jill: but i guess they missed last week
10:45:54 AM Jill: so they did it two nights in a row
10:45:57 AM Jill: but last night Continue reading they had no idea they could have been knifed →

gourmet meal