10:44:25 AM Jill: oh i have a story
10:44:30 AM Me: k!
10:44:36 AM Jill: that will include some mother fucking explitives
10:44:40 AM Me: LOL
10:44:41 AM Jill: so these fucking assholes
10:44:41 AM Me: yes!
10:44:48 AM Jill: at the shopping center next to my god damn house
10:44:59 AM Jill: i contemplated going down there last night
10:45:05 AM Jill: because these fuckers came
10:45:08 AM Jill: second night in a row
10:45:17 AM Jill: to clean the god damn parking lot
10:45:20 AM Jill: are you kidding?
10:45:26 AM Me: they clean every night?
10:45:36 AM Jill: do you need to operate a street sweeper at FIVE IN THE FUCKING MORNING?
10:45:39 AM Jill: no
10:45:45 AM Jill: it’s usually like once a week
10:45:50 AM Jill: but i guess they missed last week
10:45:54 AM Jill: so they did it two nights in a row
10:45:57 AM Jill: but last night
10:46:03 AM Jill: some idiot asshole gardener
10:46:17 AM Jill: got this great idea that he should TURN ON A LEAF BLOWER. AT 5 AM!
10:46:22 AM Jill: it’s not even fucking LIGHT out at 5 am
10:46:29 AM Jill: who blows leaves at that hour???
10:46:39 AM Jill: fucking mental patients and asshole gardeners
10:46:46 AM Jill: oh and usually this carries on for only 20-30 min
10:46:51 AM Jill: which is disruptive enough
10:46:55 AM Jill: but last night?
10:47:05 AM Jill: the addition of the fucking leaf blower made it carry on for an hour
10:47:09 AM Jill: i was SO PISSED
10:47:39 AM Jill: of course the one night i could have reasonably expected the cops to roll through if i called (since they were there for so long), i didn’t even think to call them
10:47:55 AM Jill: instead i was like “i’m just gonna go down there and bitch these assholes out”
10:47:58 AM Me: Have you ever gone down and confronted them?
10:47:59 AM Jill: but i stopped myself
10:47:59 AM Me: oh shit!
10:48:01 AM Me: oh
10:48:02 AM Me: shit.
10:48:03 AM Me: lol
10:48:05 AM Jill: because 1) it’s cold
10:48:10 AM Jill: 2) i didn’t have a weapon
10:48:14 AM Jill: not for assault
10:48:16 AM Jill: but for defense
10:48:25 AM Jill: they obviously have no regard for other people
10:48:37 AM Jill: they could kill me and leave me in the dumpster or something
10:48:55 AM Jill: and i’m not going down there with a fucking kitchen knife in my pocket. with my luck i’ll fall and stab myself
10:48:59 AM Jill: so i stayed in my bed
10:49:05 AM Jill: and swore at them remotely
10:49:08 AM Jill: fucking idiots dude