1:36:40 PM Me: im trying to not bust up
1:37:26 PM Croissant: so bad
1:37:37 PM Croissant: me and kerms had a nice chat this morning
1:37:48 PM Croissant: right after i robbed him of his parking spot
1:40:21 PM Me: how did it go?
1:40:38 PM Croissant: his wedding sounds deodorant-optional
1:41:16 PM Me: lol! why is that??
1:41:32 PM Croissant: i asked about the music
1:41:45 PM Croissant: and he was like “we all will play music”
1:42:22 PM Croissant: so pretty much i just imagined a jam band made up of frogs
1:42:43 PM Croissant: and miss piggys doing interpretive dances
1:42:56 PM Croissant: his mom will make all the food
1:43:21 PM Croissant: and i confirmed the chin pubes are special for the big day
1:43:56 PM Croissant: but, all in all, i like the guy
1:44:22 PM Me: i don’t even know what to say right now