3:00:27 PM MissBigPurple: dude.
3:00:34 PM MissBigPurple: i had a bad experience in safeway today
3:00:39 PM MissBigPurple: i dont even want to talk about it
3:00:39 PM MissBigPurple: lol
3:00:43 PM MissBigPurple: so fucking gross
3:01:00 PM MissBigPurple: but im gonna tell you anyway
3:01:32 PM MissBigPurple: i walked into an old lady’s fart cloud. totally unsuspecting. and it hit my face and i almost puked.
3:01:51 PM MissBigPurple: shit got real. quickly
3:01:55 PM MissBigPurple: and i had to bust ass and leave