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1:55:10 PM Croissant: Bob, Derpina, and Herpington
1:55:32 PM Me: Herpington is Derpina’s shitty bf?
1:55:50 PM Croissant: he ain’t shitty
1:55:54 PM Croissant: is that what we said
1:56:01 PM Me: i’m pretty sure she and you said that
1:56:05 PM Me: i could be making that up
1:56:07 PM Croissant: lol
1:56:10 PM Croissant: they are great now
1:56:16 PM Me: lol ok then
1:56:17 PM Croissant: he is one of the nicest dudes i know
1:56:37 PM Croissant: she can be hard on him
1:56:42 PM Croissant: she went out of town for a week
1:56:52 PM Croissant: and came back and he had trimmed his pubes
1:56:59 PM Croissant: so she thought he was seeing other chicks
1:57:03 PM Croissant: stupid shit like that
1:57:07 PM Croissant: anyway, TMI?